i opened my internet today morning and bam. you see a crying photo of the paheiress hilton. i probably think the tears must have been given orders to take this route as they roll from the corner of her eye to the cheeks ... damn tears go wherever you want to jus dont spoil my makeup n my snaps. say cheese.
'cheeeese..'
whats with US media wat a drama they make. Besides shes not even going to spend a week in jail. forgive her please i cant take it anymore. reckless driving she did. Ah! she is not that bad.
Well she should take some tips from our very own BMW rider. Atleast he did something he can be proud of while going to jail. bollywood n me really do need some good action. The best part is our indian law has a special clause for homicide while driving under influence of alcohol. It goes something like this - since you have wasted big bucks on some of the finest scotch whatever you do now is totally not your fault. You were never in control it was an accident no motive was involved. Just please dont damage any property or break any signal posts. They take a long time to get repaired. Maybe the defence lawyer can blame the potholes and sue the Municipal corporation (win win situation). Or he might sue the scotch company..the scotch was aged a day more than 18yrs..the innocent guy was framed. Scotch on the rocks it is at the cost of someones life.who knows maybe he wud be made official mascot for Tihar. Something to be proud of. Ah! he is not that bad too.
i'll sip 100 pipers for now. boy they make it good.
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